warthog's definitions

Millywhiffer

An individual who frequents public laundromats and apartment laundry rooms in search of extra-large and older women's underpants to sniff.

Sharon started wearing thongs and panties exclusively when the building's management reported a millywhiffer at large.

by Warthog July 7, 2004

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012