Sputs 

God-awful, all around terrible drivers.

When using the word "sputs" one must speak with a slight Chicagoan accent throughout the sentence.

Spitting (saying and spraying) is permitted when saying this word.

Look at this sputs, he's had his blinker on for the past two miles

Don't drive in the passing lane if you aren't gonna pass people, fuckin sputs!

Sputs by Lunch Time Combo June 1, 2014

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

Slutstume

Noun.

Around Halloween season and on all soul's eve and it's related parties and drunken get-togethers, college age and night club scene women will wear costumes that are thinly veiled outfits to a theme but are just slutty in nature and to display the assets. Halloween simply serves as a convenient excuse for these girls to dress and act as slutty as possible without negative repercussion and backlash.

Slut Costume.

That Halloween store will sell out of slutstumes like they do every year before Halloween.

Let's count how many blondes will wear their slutstumes compared to brunettes and redheads.

Slutstume by Jiggly-Licious October 4, 2019

The Ink Spots 

A vocal quartet from the 30's and 40's. Reach major stardom with their song, If I didn't care, after the introduction of Bill Kenney to the group after Jerry Daniels departure.

There's no way you can sing better than the ink spots.

The Ink Spots by Ignaz Semmelwiess November 22, 2011

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch 

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.

ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Spetsnaz 

An umbrella term for any special forces in Russian.

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.

Spetsnaz by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013