A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019
Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
by eSentrik27 November 13, 2007
what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
by zkpilot March 28, 2011
•To be of significance
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 2, 2004
The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007