Ween

A wannabe troll who is either unfunny, unoriginal, or both. Usually trying to mock an established lolcow (originally Chris Chan, but since expanded to cows in general) and failing miserably, often making themselves a target for trolls in the process.

A corruption of "win", as in "epic win".

Don't call up Chris Chan just to scream "Julaaaaay!!" at him; that's textbook ween behaviour.

by IronicTrollFace April 18, 2018

Ween

A weiner, like a peenie, like a dick penis

Cheater, cheater pumpkin ween

by saggynutsack October 10, 2017

Ween

Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia

Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.

by JacK-pot February 5, 2010

Ween

Short for wiener

My ween is bigger than yours

by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018

Ween

A small child that is irritating in every way, loud, makes a mess, has tantrums etc.

Hates losing and probably has anger issues

"That kid is such a ween!"

by imvvvvvvia March 5, 2022

Ween

Noun:
A weirdo, silly person
Ween can be used as a term of affection.
(Commonly associated with Peen)

I love you, you're such a ween!

by WeenerPeener September 24, 2020

Ween

Short for wiener ; slang for hot dogs

Hey bros you want to go get some weens?

by mewkachoo January 7, 2019