When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.
by KnightofNerdom December 12, 2018
Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"
Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics
Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow
Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy
Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*
Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy
Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*
by KnightofNerdom July 08, 2019
A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 25, 2019
What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
by KnightofNerdom August 21, 2019
by KnightofNerdom November 09, 2019