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Definitions by KnightofNerdom

A person who frequently visits a business or public establishment such as a store or restaurant. Sometimes the staff know the "regular" on a first name basis, restaurants may have their order or preferred seat memorized. Some regulars are well liked by the staff and some aren't (eg Karens).
Eddie is a regular is Meathead's BBQ. Whenever he walks in, one of the servers always says "Hi Eddie" and usually asks him "You having your usual today?" while taking him to his preferred place to sit
Regular by KnightofNerdom December 21, 2023

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
No contest by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Straight Edge 

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
Straight Edge by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

Number three 

Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
Number three by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021
To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field
Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”
Scoop by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

how're you now 

A typical greeting in Letterkenny, Ontario. Traditionally followed by "Good'n you?"
Jim: Wayne.

Wayne: Jim Dickens, how're you now?

Jim: Good'n you?

Wayne: Not so bad.

That's what she said last night 

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night