Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.
*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!
by KnightofNerdom December 12, 2018
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No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
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Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
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Ipecac

A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics
Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow

Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy

Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*
by KnightofNerdom July 08, 2019
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 25, 2019
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What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
by KnightofNerdom August 21, 2019
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soaps

Slang term for soap operas.
"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"
by KnightofNerdom November 09, 2019
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