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Spuiker

A spuiker is a man/adolescent boy who sleeps with a lot of different women, regardless of marital status. This man is brazen and will have sex anywhere and with any woman (even if he is not attracted to her). A spuiker manne, as they are known, prefer quantity over quality.

Calling someone a spuiker is generally regarded as a compliment when in the company of other spuikers. However, it is derided in all other social circles
Husband: Hey spuiker, what are you doing here? (Throws eggs at man)
Other guy: Who you calling a spuiker, I just came to see your wife
by Bandile69 February 20, 2019
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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
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Spiker

A "Skunktail"(suppository pill filled with kief) laced with PCP, LSD, Roofalin, and over-the-counter laxatives. Rendering the victim helpless, paranoid, disassociated, and covered in feces. Spikers are used to achieve a drug facilitated sexual assault. Spiker became a household name when several Bathhouse visitors came forward in the mid 90's of being sexually assaulted.

It's also been known as "spiking" and/or "getting spiked".
Guy 1: Did you hear about John?
Guy 2: Yeah, someone gave him a Spiker and at The White Dove. He thought it was a Skunktail. Get this, he lost all his money, his ID, and most of his clothes.
Guy 1: Is he still shitting?
Guy 2: Hasn't stopped.
by Davey Cocket November 17, 2013
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Spiker

A dual-wieldable gun in Halo 3.
Shoots spikes, hence the name.
zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.
by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
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old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018
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spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.
"damn, your grandma is a spunker."
by clumas May 7, 2005
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Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink
Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on
by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014
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