Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005

spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

spankerchief

material used to wipe your load off

by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

Skankerchief

a towel or rag used to clean yourself up between partners on the same night

At a party like that, they should hand out skankerchiefs at the door

by Sam LeFleur August 25, 2010