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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
Related Words
spuker • spunkers • spuke • spiker • spucker • shuker • skukers • spyker • Šuker • Saukerl
A "Skunktail"(suppository pill filled with kief) laced with PCP, LSD, Roofalin, and over-the-counter laxatives. Rendering the victim helpless, paranoid, disassociated, and covered in feces. Spikers are used to achieve a drug facilitated sexual assault. Spiker became a household name when several Bathhouse visitors came forward in the mid 90's of being sexually assaulted.

It's also been known as "spiking" and/or "getting spiked".
Guy 1: Did you hear about John?
Guy 2: Yeah, someone gave him a Spiker and at The White Dove. He thought it was a Skunktail. Get this, he lost all his money, his ID, and most of his clothes.
Guy 1: Is he still shitting?
Guy 2: Hasn't stopped.
Spiker by Davey Cocket November 17, 2013
n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals
Sheila is such a sluker!
Sluker by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008
A dual-wieldable gun in Halo 3.
Shoots spikes, hence the name.
zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.
Spiker by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
the act of coughing to cover ones gaseous eruptions
"*fart* OH, *cough*" - Scott

"Dude was that a snuker?" - Brendan

"Why yes, yes it was." - Scott
snuker by poopelina June 21, 2010

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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