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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
Related Words
spuker spunkers spuke spiker spucker shuker Šuker skukers spyker Saukerl
A "Skunktail"(suppository pill filled with kief) laced with PCP, LSD, Roofalin, and over-the-counter laxatives. Rendering the victim helpless, paranoid, disassociated, and covered in feces. Spikers are used to achieve a drug facilitated sexual assault. Spiker became a household name when several Bathhouse visitors came forward in the mid 90's of being sexually assaulted.

It's also been known as "spiking" and/or "getting spiked".
Guy 1: Did you hear about John?
Guy 2: Yeah, someone gave him a Spiker and at The White Dove. He thought it was a Skunktail. Get this, he lost all his money, his ID, and most of his clothes.
Guy 1: Is he still shitting?
Guy 2: Hasn't stopped.
Spiker by Davey Cocket November 17, 2013
n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals
Sheila is such a sluker!
Sluker by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008
A dual-wieldable gun in Halo 3.
Shoots spikes, hence the name.
zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.
Spiker by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
the act of coughing to cover ones gaseous eruptions
"*fart* OH, *cough*" - Scott

"Dude was that a snuker?" - Brendan

"Why yes, yes it was." - Scott
snuker by poopelina June 21, 2010

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018