spuker

someone who texts loads of boys even though they are already in a relationship

one of my best friends is a spuker

by specticles April 3, 2020

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Spiker

A "Skunktail"(suppository pill filled with kief) laced with PCP, LSD, Roofalin, and over-the-counter laxatives. Rendering the victim helpless, paranoid, disassociated, and covered in feces. Spikers are used to achieve a drug facilitated sexual assault. Spiker became a household name when several Bathhouse visitors came forward in the mid 90's of being sexually assaulted.

It's also been known as "spiking" and/or "getting spiked".

Guy 1: Did you hear about John?
Guy 2: Yeah, someone gave him a Spiker and at The White Dove. He thought it was a Skunktail. Get this, he lost all his money, his ID, and most of his clothes.
Guy 1: Is he still shitting?
Guy 2: Hasn't stopped.

by Davey Cocket November 17, 2013

Sluker

n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals

Sheila is such a sluker!

by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008

Spiker

A dual-wieldable gun in Halo 3.
Shoots spikes, hence the name.

zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.

by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009

snuker

the act of coughing to cover ones gaseous eruptions

"*fart* OH, *cough*" - Scott

"Dude was that a snuker?" - Brendan

"Why yes, yes it was." - Scott

by poopelina June 21, 2010

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018