spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.
"damn, your grandma is a spunker."
by clumas May 08, 2005
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spoad

an individual who is a tool or unit. the adult version of that kid in elementary school who was bullied & pissed his pants.
"My housemate is a grand example of a spoad." to my vast entertainment
by clumas August 13, 2005
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