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1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.

It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
by slamdaddy November 22, 2005
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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
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I went to my girlfriend Chloe's house and her single MILF mom is actually hotter then she is.
by A human male September 04, 2018
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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Zoe's such a MILF"

Note - a hot Black mama would be considered as a "chocolate MILF" ;-)
by OldsVistaCruiser November 27, 2005
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And older woman who is quite attractive. Typically in their late 30's, 40's.
Doug to Carl "So I went to my gf's house to pick up some money she owed me. And her hot as fuck MILF mom wearing nothing but a red thong shows up and hits on me. Let's just say I inserted my jet thruster into her Airport."
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by JackOfAllDefinitions November 22, 2018
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