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n. A sudden, usually unnoticeable, expulsion of feces from one's anus, similar in quality to diarrhea. Black in color and containing no solid matter whatsoever, the phantom leaves a burning sensation inside the subject after it has run its course. It can most often be mistaken for urination by those nearby, but the foul odor and seemingly infinite wipe-time are clear signs.

v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."

"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."

"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
by C Dizzle September 15, 2005
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
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A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.
Jon pulled a Phantom on Kate.
by HumDog the Great March 22, 2004
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When you take a shit and you look to see your work, and the shit has disappeared into the pipe. It vanished.
I just had a phantom shit, I can't see it at all.
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When your having sex with someone in a doggy style position, and you spit on their back (to make them think you came) so the reciever turns around as the you pull out and cum all over there face.
I am going to give brad a phantom.
by cameron May 08, 2004
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Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.
I was way too drunk last night to get it up, so i just pulled the phantom, she was none the wiser
by teddye03 May 03, 2011
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