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(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day
1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.
spüser by 5893745 November 27, 2016
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Deana speiser 

Deana Speiser is a highly intuitive person, very intelligent. She's very sassy and loves to look nice. Deana Speiser is a leader with 100% loyalty. She will do anything sexual with her partner at least twice ;) She is very family oriented.
Let's think about that, let's just be a little more Deana Speiser!
Deana speiser by Deana Speiser August 26, 2023
Sexy amazing cockey German fun
Omg sexy Speiser
speiser by Udje May 8, 2018
A spuiker is a man/adolescent boy who sleeps with a lot of different women, regardless of marital status. This man is brazen and will have sex anywhere and with any woman (even if he is not attracted to her). A spuiker manne, as they are known, prefer quantity over quality.

Calling someone a spuiker is generally regarded as a compliment when in the company of other spuikers. However, it is derided in all other social circles
Husband: Hey spuiker, what are you doing here? (Throws eggs at man)
Other guy: Who you calling a spuiker, I just came to see your wife
Spuiker by Bandile69 February 20, 2019
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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