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(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day
1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.
spüser by 5893745 November 27, 2016
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Deana speiser 

Deana Speiser is a highly intuitive person, very intelligent. She's very sassy and loves to look nice. Deana Speiser is a leader with 100% loyalty. She will do anything sexual with her partner at least twice ;) She is very family oriented.
Let's think about that, let's just be a little more Deana Speiser!
Deana speiser by Deana Speiser August 26, 2023
Sexy amazing cockey German fun
Omg sexy Speiser
speiser by Udje May 8, 2018
A spuiker is a man/adolescent boy who sleeps with a lot of different women, regardless of marital status. This man is brazen and will have sex anywhere and with any woman (even if he is not attracted to her). A spuiker manne, as they are known, prefer quantity over quality.

Calling someone a spuiker is generally regarded as a compliment when in the company of other spuikers. However, it is derided in all other social circles
Husband: Hey spuiker, what are you doing here? (Throws eggs at man)
Other guy: Who you calling a spuiker, I just came to see your wife
Spuiker by Bandile69 February 20, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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