Spoogem 

Both the act and product of male ejaculation. Highly effective when shouted out during said act.

Ohhhh, ahhhh I'm about to SPOOGEM. Now you have SPOOGEM all over your face.

Spoogem by spoogem February 3, 2010

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

stoogemobile 

(i) a car or vehicle, not necessarily old, generally considered poor in design, quality, aesthetics, acceleration or reputation.

(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence

(i) man, that Datsun 180B is THE stoogemobile!

(ii) Yeah John, you stoogemobile! (remark)

stoogemobile by Alan Tan June 25, 2005

spooge rocket 

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

spooge rocket by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

abandonment spooge by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010