spoogemop
Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.
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Spoogemeister
A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019
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stoogemobile
(i) a car or vehicle, not necessarily old, generally considered poor in design, quality, aesthetics, acceleration or reputation.
(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
stoogemobile by Alan Tan June 25, 2005
Spoogeman
A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
spongemonkey
spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
spongemonkey by marni March 7, 2004
Spoogefoot
When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.
Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.
Spoogefoot by Cardsblo August 24, 2009
spoogemonkey
spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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