Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 21, 2009