Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

spoogemeister

an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm

That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.

by dfmc July 23, 2009

spooge meister

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.

When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.

by scodder May 23, 2010