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Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
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spoogemeister

an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm
That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.
spoogemeister by dfmc July 23, 2009
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spooge meister 

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
spooge meister by scodder May 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008