9 definitions by spank e monk e

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region
when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.
by spank e monk e July 11, 2004
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slang for mookie stinks, term used when liquid poo is oozing out of the diaper, and you dont have time to explain the kid shat on the carpet
honey, what is that smell?

i dont know, i'll go check..... baby made keeta....... burn the carpet
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration
health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial
by spank e monk e January 17, 2011
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a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing
guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....
what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone
by spank e monk e August 28, 2004
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a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"
Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.
by spank e monk e August 28, 2004
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