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SpoogeMD 

A double gunning toxic try hard a SpoogeMD will also bucket your dust and roll on deck laughing over your body saying get gud loser while he steals all your stuff. A SpoogeMD favorite activity includes hunting down Tall Talers to spawn camp and abusing his Chad level skills in video games.
Jimmy was excited to play a new game he got until he ran into a SpoogeMD who double gunned him to death bucketing him non stop until he uninstalled.
SpoogeMD by HP#### September 20, 2021
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Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogeman 

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?
Spoogeman by LMom April 10, 2009

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spoogemop 

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.
When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.
spoogemop by ogeebud January 11, 2009

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
Spoogeman Jenkins by The OSJ October 20, 2009
When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
Spooged by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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