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Mustache Spongebath
When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017
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usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011
spoogebeast
A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.
Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!
spoogebeast by Mick_SB July 13, 2007