spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009

spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

spoobage

spoobage Womans cleavage.

I stuck my face in her spoobage

by Mandy A January 4, 2009

spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 13, 2007

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011