Sploud 

A person who is both special and very loud would be very accurately described Sploud.

Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.

I pulled 9 million women
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!

Sploud by Johnny MR Bravo September 19, 2011

splodey 

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

splodey by tofubot May 31, 2006

splodydopes 

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.

Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).

splodydopes by Zack November 12, 2004

splout 

When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.

"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"

splout by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

your head a splode 

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

your head a splode by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

spluddle 

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

spluddle by shyjason September 5, 2005

splodgy sandwich 

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .

Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

splodgy sandwich by Singing Richard November 4, 2014