10 definitions by tofubot

combining the words "otaku" (as in someone who likes anime and sci-fi) and "convention" (as in a gathering of people under one base intrest... mostly nerds). the name of a conneticuit based sci-fi/anime/comic convention, that was used as the alias of Dr. Hal Emmerich in the metal gear solid series of games.

although otacon is an invaluable sidekick and amazing hacker for solid snake in MGS, he's a pants wetter and a bit of a crybaby.
guy 1: d00d LOLOMGWTF???!!!1111one! i'm lyk going 2 cosplay @ teh Otacon dis year LOLOMGWTF?!!!

me: really? i'm gonna sniff coke off the blade of a knife.
by tofubot November 5, 2004
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Herpes that are found, or contracted, around the anal region. A portmanteau of butt and herpes that best defines how one receives and gives said herpes.
Dude the first: How did I get herpes?!
Dude the second: I told you that girl was dirty, man.
Dude the first: No, we only did it anal.
Dude the second: Foul! You got the burpes!
by tofubot January 12, 2010
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an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
by tofubot April 2, 2007
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1.adj.something that is considered to be unappealing. be it an object, or action. a variation of the term "weak sauce"

comes from most people's poor opinion of nintendo's fantastic 128-bit system the game cube, and the fact that it rhymes with lame doesn't help matters.
1."dude, that shirt you're wearing is sooo lame cube"

2. guy1: yeah that chick sadie gave me the clap.
guy2: woah, lame cube
by tofubot November 5, 2004
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1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
by tofubot May 28, 2006
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Going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular retardedness.

Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.

term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.

Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Bill: Dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your pubes on for your little brother to eat?
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
by tofubot September 18, 2006
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the lazyman's way to spell "snacks" on the internet. on top of being the lazy way, it's also the cool way, since the 1990's have taught us that X is the coolest (though mostly useless) letter in the english alphabet.
X-treme punk1: d00d!!!! let'z git sum SNAX!!!

X-treme punk2: YEAH! sum fukkin doritos! X-TREME!
by tofubot September 4, 2006
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