an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
by tofubot April 02, 2007
Going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular retardedness.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Bill: Dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your pubes on for your little brother to eat?
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
by tofubot September 18, 2006
Herpes that are found, or contracted, around the anal region. A portmanteau of butt and herpes that best defines how one receives and gives said herpes.
Dude the first: How did I get herpes?!
Dude the second: I told you that girl was dirty, man.
Dude the first: No, we only did it anal.
Dude the second: Foul! You got the burpes!
Dude the second: I told you that girl was dirty, man.
Dude the first: No, we only did it anal.
Dude the second: Foul! You got the burpes!
by tofubot January 12, 2010
combining the words "otaku" (as in someone who likes anime and sci-fi) and "convention" (as in a gathering of people under one base intrest... mostly nerds). the name of a conneticuit based sci-fi/anime/comic convention, that was used as the alias of Dr. Hal Emmerich in the metal gear solid series of games.
although otacon is an invaluable sidekick and amazing hacker for solid snake in MGS, he's a pants wetter and a bit of a crybaby.
although otacon is an invaluable sidekick and amazing hacker for solid snake in MGS, he's a pants wetter and a bit of a crybaby.
guy 1: d00d LOLOMGWTF???!!!1111one! i'm lyk going 2 cosplay @ teh Otacon dis year LOLOMGWTF?!!!
me: really? i'm gonna sniff coke off the blade of a knife.
me: really? i'm gonna sniff coke off the blade of a knife.
by tofubot November 05, 2004
the lazyman's way to spell "snacks" on the internet. on top of being the lazy way, it's also the cool way, since the 1990's have taught us that X is the coolest (though mostly useless) letter in the english alphabet.
by tofubot September 04, 2006
a combination of snappy and jazzy. to show something's just too hip for one word to contain it.
usually used by soccer moms and people that like to use really lame adjectives to describe things because no one else will.
usually used by soccer moms and people that like to use really lame adjectives to describe things because no one else will.
by tofubot November 05, 2004
White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"
"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"
by tofubot June 12, 2009