i will sploodge on your face
by ajm April 04, 2003
(not to be confused with splodge)
1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.
2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.
1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.
2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.
by Lord_of_all_humans August 31, 2006
If I Sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am I pervert even tho I was actually thinking about my dad?
by Scrooge McFuck July 19, 2003
1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
by Dildo Flint May 31, 2008
I sploodged last night when I was talking to my parents
I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall
I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall
by Mass jizzer October 26, 2017
by parky August 15, 2003
When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.
OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.
OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.
omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.
by omgz corey K!!@ September 07, 2006