Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.
Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her buttlast night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...
a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientificcommunity, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting
Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."