spluddle 

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

spluddle by shyjason September 5, 2005

spluddle-huffer 

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

spluddle-huffer by shyjason September 5, 2005

sluddle 

to cuddle someone against their will while they are asleep.

I wake up early every morning so i can sluddle Dave.

sluddle by Bunikin August 29, 2006

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021

spuddlegruncher 

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

spuddlegruncher by yo yo g January 13, 2020

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

spuddle by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Splurdle 

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

Splurdle by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009