spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof
My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney
The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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