felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)
Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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Ann Coulter

1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet
"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
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wank-pit

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.
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schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
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snozzlefroz

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)
Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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