felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

Ann Coulter

1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet

"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"

by shyjason August 14, 2005

wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

wank-pit

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

snozzlefroz

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)

Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.

by shyjason August 14, 2005