shyjason's definitions

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Ann Coulter

1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet

"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"

by shyjason September 5, 2005

spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

snozzlefroz

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)

Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

cps

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

by shyjason September 5, 2005