Urban Dictionary: Definitions by shyjason

felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

felch-bait by shyjason September 5, 2005

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

schlud by shyjason September 5, 2005

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

wank trough by shyjason September 5, 2005

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

wank-pit by shyjason September 5, 2005

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

cps by shyjason September 5, 2005

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

spluddle by shyjason September 5, 2005

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)