Splodge 

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

Splodge by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

splodge 

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

splodge by Karezza July 3, 2017

splodge 

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

splodge by soloon April 29, 2015

Splodge 

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

Splodge by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

splodge 

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

splodge by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

splodge 

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

splodge by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

Splodge 

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

Splodge by Fijgd May 4, 2017