Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017

Splodge

Splodge - AKA ScumBrad
WARNING - IF YOU KNOW A SPLODGE, KYS

Khatz - i have no shield and 1 hp
Muirec - i think Brad has meds
Khatz looks at Brad... Brad goes from 75 hp and no shield too 200 hp
khatz - He Done a SCUMBRAD again

if youre a scumbrad kys
if you know a scumbrad kys

SPLODGE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SCUMBAG

by Muirecmemelord March 20, 2018

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015