33 definitions by Vee Are Are Schee

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.
"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 24, 2004
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A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.
Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.
by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003
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A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 4, 2004
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Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 8, 2004
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Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.
Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 6, 2005
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A friend who is only a friend as long as the times are good.
When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.

When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004
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To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.
After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.


Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 4, 2004
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