Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes October 14, 2007

Taking a huge shit in the toilet that the toilet water hits your bum after the glistening poop frolics in the water
Ian took a huge splouge in the toilet but he was upset because there was no toilet paper to caress his bum
by littleboyinthewoods February 28, 2017
