tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
by zack December 2, 2004
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Zutar

by Zack December 16, 2003
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jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.
"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"
by Zack May 13, 2005
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Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!
"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."
by Zack February 27, 2004
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waxidrizzle

This is caused by excessive ear wax in an uncleaned ear canal. Waxidrizzle occurs while sleeping when ear wax drips onto one's pillow, leaving mysterious pillowcase stains.
Frank waxidrizzled at night, leaving unsightly yellow stains on his pillow.
by Zack March 26, 2004
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German Hingledorf

yellow bellied pervert
jesus crust! look at that German Hingledorf, hes checkin out my chick!
by Zack February 8, 2004
mugGet the German Hingledorfmug.

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.
Bubba shafted that noob.
by Zack May 13, 2004
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