Splonce 

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

Splonce by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023

bloody sploicers 

(1) The main enemy in Bioshock.

(2) One who splices things and stuff.

God Damn bloody sploicers sealed johny in! Gaaahhd damn sploicers!

bloody sploicers by garrusvalhala January 1, 2008

spooncer 

Usually used as a nickname for someone named Spencer. Anyone who deserves the nickname Spooncer has to be edgy, hilarious, full of memes, kind, caring, and all around amazing. A group if people seems empty if their Spooncer leaves them. He is what makes everything fun and without him, everything seems boring. If you ever get a Spencer who deserves the nickname Spooncer, never let him go.

"Woah that guy Spooncer is totally awesome!"
"Yeah I wish I had a SpOonCER!"

spooncer by Joogia July 5, 2017

spoonce 

A dirty old shit you've just taken slowly and messily

Aw man I should'nt have had those rums last night, I had to have a shower after the spoonce I dropped this morning

spoonce by dbros12 October 7, 2016

splonder 

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

splonder by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Sponce

Sponce is the word used by the fans of the progressive metal band periphery (peripherals), to refer as they singer Spencer Sotelo.

Metal Elitist: Spencer vocals are gay
peripheral: Shut up, sponce is awesome

Sponce by Puresparce July 30, 2015

splonge 

Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.

Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!

splonge by Salty Samurai February 7, 2004