splonder 

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

splonder by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

splenderfuckingrific 

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

splenderfuckingrific by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

splunderous 

There is no acutal meaning to this word. It is meant so that you can say something without actually saying something. A word for politicians.

My day was splunderous.

splunderous by Kyle Rickert July 19, 2003

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

Reverse Splenderson by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

Sploder 

A website created by Geoff Gaudreault on January 2nd, 2007. This popular website allows users to make their own games. As of July 2016, Sploder has 5 game makers, which include the Classic Shooter Creator, the Platformer Creator, the Aglorithm Crew, the Physics Puzzle Maker, the Retro Arcade Game Creator and the Multiplayer Game Maker. The game makers are simple and easy to use, which is one of the main reasons the website is so popular.

Person 1: I'm making a game on Sploder.

Person 2: Really? Which game maker are you using for it?

Person 1: I'm using the Physics Puzzle Maker.

Person 2: Sound awesome! I'm going to play your game when you'll publish it!

Sploder by Vaxen July 2, 2016

splander 

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.

Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"

splander by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006

Splenderific 

Something that is great, combanation of splendid and terrific.

"That movie was freaking splenderific!"

Splenderific by spuffygurl11 December 2, 2005