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spoonce

A dirty old shit you've just taken slowly and messily
Aw man I should'nt have had those rums last night, I had to have a shower after the spoonce I dropped this morning
by dbros12 October 7, 2016
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spoonce

Man sponcer is such a spoonce
by FRESH_PRINCE_anime_DUBS November 4, 2016
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Spoonless

A word that describes anything and everything in a derogatory term thats mildly insulting
Brain why you hella spoonless?
by bhris boolin May 10, 2018
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Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
by Lambchops December 7, 2004
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spoonbender

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.
That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.
by Brentles November 26, 2006
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spoonie

A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
by kyerowan February 9, 2014
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spoonerflap

The area of the breast that rests on the owner's torso when in the standing position.
The doctor lifted the woman's spoonerflap and placed it on the mammography machine.

There is a video on YouTube called "Melons Crushing Melons" showing a woman crushing a watermelon with her breast by slamming her spoonerflap into it repeatedly.
by mikerspd October 1, 2009
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