goons 

Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.

1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne

2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.

goons by Bobboo October 18, 2006

goons 

A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).

"Let's see what the goons have posted today..."

goons by ReapersTouch January 11, 2005

goons 

Your hood niggaz dat you know are gonna ride and die wit you no matter what the consequences

"Me n my goons gonna kick thsese niggaz asses on 5th street."

goons by Ashanda December 14, 2008

goons 

a group of thugs or ganstas.

oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?)

goons by dat_gyal_glitz__x December 26, 2008

goons 

Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.

Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.

goons by Andrewwwkk June 2, 2010

Goons 

Members of Something Awful, unfunny.

Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.

Goons by Lig Na Baste June 12, 2008

Goons 

Boobs, tits, fun bags, titties

Girl show me them Goons!

Goons by Juju on dis beat September 7, 2017