splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.

''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''

by Francarl July 2, 2022

splonch

when you cum so much it fills the room

i'm splonching~!!!!!!

by vextoria August 2, 2024

Splotching

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

by JETER218 October 17, 2010

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.

Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.

by fairyspells October 2, 2022