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What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.
Splonge by Splonge? December 8, 2006
any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
Splonge by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007
How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?
Splonge by Captain BU April 26, 2014
To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
Splonge by Bodley March 7, 2012
To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.
My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
Splonge by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017
The alternative of "cool", or either "great"
"Wow this food is so Splonge!"
Splonge by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023