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The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.
I splorced last night and now understand what happened.
Splorce by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

bloody sploicers 

(1) The main enemy in Bioshock.

(2) One who splices things and stuff.
God Damn bloody sploicers sealed johny in! Gaaahhd damn sploicers!
bloody sploicers by garrusvalhala January 1, 2008
A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo
Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
SPLORCH by IndianTroll December 5, 2016
Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
Splorch by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019
the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke
see also : www.splorge.com
splorge by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003