Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after going through a divorce.

I splorced last night and I now know how I feel.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.

I splorced last night and now understand what happened.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

bloody sploicers

(1) The main enemy in Bioshock.

(2) One who splices things and stuff.

God Damn bloody sploicers sealed johny in! Gaaahhd damn sploicers!

by garrusvalhala January 1, 2008

SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.

You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.

by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019

splorge

the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke

see also : www.splorge.com

by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003