splance

to adopt a monkey

i have no friends it's time to splance!

splance by wuator November 28, 2022

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splace 

A combination of the words space and place.

It was a good opportunity to check this splace.

splace by PorterHouse April 10, 2008

slance 

The king of trance and techno music in Germany. He reigns over the music industry with an iron fist and has no remorse when he lyrically slaughters his arch nemesis Dr. Storch with his beats of catastrophic proportions!

Slance is so freakin' illmatic, i wanna pick up his new album "slillos trance 2006"

slance by m-russ May 3, 2006

splanket 

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

splanket by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

splauce 

the comobnation of sauce and cheese that is inside pizza bites

"if you cook the pizza bites too long the splauce will burn your mouth"

splauce by Patrick Gildea October 3, 2007