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nonce

(UK) Slang for paedophile.

"That Gary Glitter bloke, he's a right nonce."

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Nonce

British slang for pedophile

That guy in the van is a nonce

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nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

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Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

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nonce

1) A person convicted (or simply guilty) of sexual crimes, especiall paedophilia.
2) What you call your mate just because you're jealous of him for having an attractive 16-year old girlfriend.
3) A common British insult - generally equivalent to wanker, twat

Garry Glitter

by Some ranter January 30, 2004