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A man with a head full of sludge, delusional, but loves kids.

E.g The Bald ‘I’m gonna lose my job’ guy.
‘That guys a right slonce’
Slonce by Morgrimus March 1, 2025
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Soncerrai 

A very large person usually over 500 pounds. Some might call them a “fatass” or “huge”. Tends to have over 1,000 chins and can be found in various food locations.
Grant: What is a Soncerrai?
Mike: Oh grant, just some fat pig who we call S for short.
Soncerrai by Eugene spicer July 1, 2021
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Slonce sconce slone Sloner Slonked slonkey Slonch Snonce Sconced shonce
A small slice of something, bigger then a sliver, smaller then a slce.
oh i wont be able to finish a whole slice, can a just have a slince?
slince by tootsymcgonagall August 15, 2011
The king of trance and techno music in Germany. He reigns over the music industry with an iron fist and has no remorse when he lyrically slaughters his arch nemesis Dr. Storch with his beats of catastrophic proportions!
Slance is so freakin' illmatic, i wanna pick up his new album "slillos trance 2006"
slance by m-russ May 3, 2006
To have a look at something or to investigate it further
When john found the door was open he decided to have a sconce inside.
sconce by teddytheramgaterdfg April 12, 2009
someone who only smokes weed alone

mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety

they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned

leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!

swim:...wheres my cash?

leo: alright lets smoke
Sloner by fuckinleo December 9, 2008
(n). You'll figure it out eventually...
Sconce by Frisbae March 30, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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