Spermoidal

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A funny way to say sperm

Thanks for your spermoidal contribution to my life

Spermoidal by XL3GNDx June 13, 2024

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Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

Spermicidal Lube by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

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spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming

I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(

spazmoidal fish by Anonymous0123987 January 4, 2017

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sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

sperminal by sarcomax March 20, 2003

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Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

Sperminal Velocity by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

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Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

Spermicidal Mouthwash by Red33mer January 20, 2013

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Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.

Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!

Spermicidal Rape by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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