by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015
by 13awesometrick37 July 29, 2010
Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.
Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
by AUb27 February 07, 2008
When you put a little water in your mouth for a few seconds, and dribble it over your partners junk.
We lost the lube. But we weren’t going to stop, so I gave her a mouthwash.
My girl was a bit ripe smelling down there, so I gave her a mouthwash before I went to town.
I wanted to suck my man off after his game, but was was a bit stanky, so I gave him a mouthwash.
My girl was a bit ripe smelling down there, so I gave her a mouthwash before I went to town.
I wanted to suck my man off after his game, but was was a bit stanky, so I gave him a mouthwash.
by FuckeRhi September 04, 2020
When a man cums and pisses in her mouth and she swirls it’s around like mouthwash before spitting it out on the floor or sink.
by Mouthwasher February 10, 2020
When a male puts 2 or 3 mints into his dick hole, leaves them in there for a few hours and pees into a womans mouth. The pee will have a minty flavor. After about a week, the mints will violently and painfully slip out of the penis
I made mouthwash for my wife 3 weeks ago and she loved it. When the mints exited my dick it hurt, but it was de
by kenny the greatness May 08, 2010
The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
by The Malteser. March 14, 2018