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sperminal 

looks like a urinal except it's for sperm
Im gonna hit the sperminal.I gotta take a sperm BAD!
sperminal by rodman March 4, 2003

sperminal 

ooh yeah i hear ya man i use that thing all the time
i was at the sperminal so long the fucker is plugged up
hand me that plunger.
on second thought i will get down there and suck it out
sperminal by dick dickson March 20, 2003

Sperminal Velocity 

Sperms velocity right before a facial.
Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

Spermal Detonator 

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

Spermino 

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.
Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
Spermino by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

sperinkles 

White and sticky sprinkles usually found on a womans vagina after a long hard night of fucking.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE SPERINKLES!!!!
sperinkles by Brible January 13, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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