sarcomax's definitions

Sidewinder

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

M-80

Explosive device used by the residents of Alabama to remove their own hands.

After I finish my Pabst, I stepped out of the trailer and watched my brother/father blow his hand off with an m-80

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

nhra

Motorsport for the redneck that coudn't figure out how to turn left. The only thing straight about the sport is the track.

cotton hill's beer belly is too large to fit trough a roll cage, so he can't be in the nhra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

Cotton Hill

1)A person that killed 50 men... with boring stories about stroking. 2)Resident of some slave supporting state that seems to be obsessed with Hank Hills urethra. 3)13 year old girl with braces and a limp.

Cotton hill really likes Hank Hill's urethra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

McMansion

a house that has been super sized

I used to lice in a shack but ever since I added those thirteen extra rooms, I live in a mcmansion.

by sarcomax January 20, 2003

Miss Softie

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003