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That thing us guys piss in.
Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?

Guy: That's a urinal.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.

2) The place to put a chocolate cake.


Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.


Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.

Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.

Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 01, 2005
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a urinal is like a toilet, but it hangs off the wall and you piss into it. Urinals are a regular place for drug addicts and sick weird perverting individuals to meet up and do all sorts of gross things to each other or to themselves.
jonnie: why does ryan allways hang around the urinals?
me: probably either to shoot up or to get nasty with perverts.
by abode July 04, 2008
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A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.
Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.
by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005
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