Speedist 

someone that hates slow people

"dude, i heart that dude doesn't like slow people"

"wow dude, he is probably speedist"

Speedist by pikatheultimate February 12, 2021

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

speedish by PIMPIV May 2, 2008

Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

speedish by PIMPIVPIS May 1, 2008

Speedsturbation 

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009