Speedist
Speedist by pikatheultimate February 12, 2021
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Speedster
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!
Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!
Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010
Spedistic
'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"
Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"
Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
Speediating
An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011
Speedsturbation
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!
Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009
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