Speediate

A Professional Call of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.

"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"

by ScumperJumperrr April 5, 2023

speediate

To speed up a process

me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.

by hawkin October 21, 2011

Speedster

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Speedwagen

Speedwagen
A vehicle that is built for the purpose of going fast

The Speedwagen is going to set a world speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

The Speedwagen is faster than a Honda

by Garry King January 11, 2009

Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

Speediating

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011