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speediate 

To speed up a process
me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.
speediate by hawkin October 21, 2011

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Speedwagen 

Speedwagen
A vehicle that is built for the purpose of going fast
The Speedwagen is going to set a world speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

The Speedwagen is faster than a Honda
Speedwagen by Garry King January 11, 2009
A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.
Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.
Speedian by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.
Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011
A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Speedrape by USB Schooler September 25, 2011