An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
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The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.
Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004
Get the Speedskating mug.It's the action of when someone makes the face that IShowSpeed made when a viewer who wanted to beat him in Fortnite for a prize said "Please Speed I need this", "My mom is kind of homeless". While breaking down in tears. Speed was attempting not to laugh. It is usually done when cringing at something
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Get the Speedfacing mug.Speedskating is a winter sport that takes place on an ice rink, where skaters line up at the starting line and race to see who is the fastest. There are different types of speedskating, including long track and short track, with races held over various distances. For safety, skaters wear helmets, cut-resistant gloves, knee pads, shin guards, and sometimes neck guards to protect them during falls. Speedskating blades are longer than hockey blades and allow skaters to reach speeds of up to 50 km/h, so safety rules and protective equipment are very important. Overall, speed skating is an exciting, challenging, and thrilling sport to watch and compete in.
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