Someone, usually in a mainly texted base role-playing game, who types extremely fast, usually very short sentences, so that the other player can't process what is happening, giving them an unfair advantage in any role-play situation
Player: -he'd turn to look-
SpeedTyper: -I'd aim-
SpeedTyper: -I'd fire in his neck-
SpeedTyper: -I'd dive-
Player: ((dude you cant just do that man
SpeedTyper: (shut up kid stop complaining Im calling a mod for false void
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!