A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed
like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their
PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The
time it takes to take their
phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a
pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their
PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more
PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and
PMs. Every
time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my
relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.