speediot

That jerk on the highway that weaves in and out of traffic horrifying everyone on the road. Speeding + idiot

Look at that speediot! He's going to kill someone with his reckless behavior!

by SicaAM October 26, 2022

Speediating

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Speediority

Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.

Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."

by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011

Speediate

A Professional Call of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.

"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"

by ScumperJumperrr April 5, 2023

Speedity

A noun for speed.

Marthas enthusiasm could only be overtaken by Martins speedity.

by kubik2233 June 19, 2017

speedious

Adjective
Fast, very fast, quickly
Taking the shortest time possible. (least action)
Derived from the word "speed"

-Shit dude i forgot my wallet in my room
- Go get it, speedious

-Imma take a shit, i will be speedious, dont worry.

by ra tsa tsa April 26, 2022

speediate

To speed up a process

me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.

by hawkin October 21, 2011