An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.
Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."
A ProfessionalCall of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.
"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"