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Speediating
An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011
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speediot • speediate • speedfotheweed • Speediating • Speediocre • Speediority • speedious • Speedist • Speedity • Speedo torpedo
Speediority
Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.
Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."
Speediority by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011
Speediate
A Professional Call of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.
"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"
Speediate by ScumperJumperrr April 5, 2023
Speedity
Marthas enthusiasm could only be overtaken by Martins speedity.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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